Ménage à trois in Hong Kong ;)

It’s 5 AM and I stumble out of Neptunes 2, a rather sleazy establishment in Wan Chai. I’m nicely sauced, courtesy of an Indian millionaire I befriended during the night. The sun was coming up; it hurt my eyes. I find myself alone, patrolling the main strip in search of a taxi. Although I hadn’t scored, my mood was merry nonetheless.  A giggling duo cross my path. They were cute, with caramel complexions. I don”t hesitate…

ME: “Hey, where are guys from?”

GIRL 1: “We’re from the Philippines…”

ME: “Really! I’m going there in two days!?”

GIRL 1: “Wow! You will have fun..”

GIRL 2: “Because you are handsome!”

ME: “Ha! Thank you! You too!”

I continued on my way.

GIRL 1: “Hey, where are you going now?”

ME: “Home. I’m going home.”

GIRL 2: “No, stay with us!”

ME: “No, I should go home. It’s morning.”

GIRL 1: “Come on, we will buy you a drink!”

GIRL 2: “Yeah, come on!”

How could I resist?

True to their word, they brought me to the nearest disco bar and got me a beer. It tasted sweet. I played it shy and innocent, just happy to get a free drink! Before I even had a chance to sit down, the girls grabbed my hands and pulled me to an empty dance floor. They bumped & grinded around me. Everyone stared. It was a Mark sandwich. I felt like a god. Things were going well, too well…

We got a table and started chatting. The conversation was lighthearted and I tried to be charming and funny. Everything was going smoothly. But alas, I was approaching the end of my bottle. I had already told them I was only staying for one drink. The gig was up. The girls start smiling at each other and speaking Tagalog. What was going on? I didn’t know where I stood, the whole situation seemed strange.

GIRL 2: “OK, I think we go home now..”

My heart sunk. They got up to leave.

GIRL 1: “Let’s get a taxi.. Where do you live?”

ME: “Kowloon…”

GIRL 2: “You are a lucky guy tonight… Let’s go!”

BINGO.

Yes, 20 minutes later I had two sexy Filipinas laid out naked on my bed waiting to be fucked…

What happened next I’ll leave to your imagination!

😉 😉 😉

After orgasms all round, we exchanged pictures and phone numbers. They kissed me goodbye and left..

I couldn’t go to sleep. I got dressed, went outside, got myself a beer in the nearest 7/11 and just walked around. The streets were swarmed with people going to work. I wondered the streets of Hong Kong, beer in hand at 8 in the morning. People stared. I didn’t care. I felt utterly liberated. It was the best feeling in the whole fucking world.

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