Ménage à trois in Hong Kong ;)

It’s 5 AM and I stumble out of Neptunes 2, a rather sleazy establishment in Wan Chai. I’m nicely sauced, courtesy of an Indian millionaire I befriended during the night. The sun was coming up; it hurt my eyes. I find myself alone, patrolling the main strip in search of a taxi. Although I hadn’t scored, my mood was merry nonetheless.  A giggling duo cross my path. They were cute, with caramel complexions. I don”t hesitate…

ME: “Hey, where are guys from?”

GIRL 1: “We’re from the Philippines…”

ME: “Really! I’m going there in two days!?”

GIRL 1: “Wow! You will have fun..”

GIRL 2: “Because you are handsome!”

ME: “Ha! Thank you! You too!”

I continued on my way.

GIRL 1: “Hey, where are you going now?”

ME: “Home. I’m going home.”

GIRL 2: “No, stay with us!”

ME: “No, I should go home. It’s morning.”

GIRL 1: “Come on, we will buy you a drink!”

GIRL 2: “Yeah, come on!”

How could I resist?

True to their word, they brought me to the nearest disco bar and got me a beer. It tasted sweet. I played it shy and innocent, just happy to get a free drink! Before I even had a chance to sit down, the girls grabbed my hands and pulled me to an empty dance floor. They bumped & grinded around me. Everyone stared. It was a Mark sandwich. I felt like a god. Things were going well, too well…

We got a table and started chatting. The conversation was lighthearted and I tried to be charming and funny. Everything was going smoothly. But alas, I was approaching the end of my bottle. I had already told them I was only staying for one drink. The gig was up. The girls start smiling at each other and speaking Tagalog. What was going on? I didn’t know where I stood, the whole situation seemed strange.

GIRL 2: “OK, I think we go home now..”

My heart sunk. They got up to leave.

GIRL 1: “Let’s get a taxi.. Where do you live?”

ME: “Kowloon…”

GIRL 2: “You are a lucky guy tonight… Let’s go!”

BINGO.

Yes, 20 minutes later I had two sexy Filipinas laid out naked on my bed waiting to be fucked…

What happened next I’ll leave to your imagination!

😉 😉 😉

After orgasms all round, we exchanged pictures and phone numbers. They kissed me goodbye and left..

I couldn’t go to sleep. I got dressed, went outside, got myself a beer in the nearest 7/11 and just walked around. The streets were swarmed with people going to work. I wondered the streets of Hong Kong, beer in hand at 8 in the morning. People stared. I didn’t care. I felt utterly liberated. It was the best feeling in the whole fucking world.

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14 Responses to “Ménage à trois in Hong Kong ;)”

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  2. Awesome story! Ahh, all girls should be like that, shouldn’t they? 🙂

  3. mrkillian Says:

    another story you didn’t fill me in on? you’re breaking my balls here mark

  4. Great post. I’ve always found Phillapina’s to be sexy and very playful. Sounds like a great night.

  5. nice. post some pics!

  6. Although I enjoy your storytelling, I sometimes ponder if it is just that, storytelling. 🙂

  7. Man, reminds me of Indonesia.. you feel like a damn king after something like this happens.. basically your story reminded me of the good times and makes me want to go back out and live the expat life.. thanks for cheering me up dude!

  8. freaky and true.

  9. You are a God to me.

  10. Next time to wanchai try the bar Fenwick on Fenwick street. I’m sure you will like it.

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