ANNOUNCEMENT: For those of you who don’t know, I’m going to Malta for a week on Monday. I will give you guys a full breakdown of the island
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Back to business…
After two excursions I have officially completed the Balkans. Whether it be winter or summer (I’ve done both), this region is still a great place to visit.
Why?
The beer is cheap, the girls are stunning and there are plenty of great locations to experience. The Balkans (aka South East Europe) is generally considered to consist of 9 countries:
The Balkans (missing Kosovo)
Albania
Bosnia & Herzegovina
Bulgaria
Croatia
Greece
Kosovo
Macedonia
Montenegro
Serbia
Ok, you’ve seen the line up, so first of all let me give you a run down of the girls and then I will offer my top 5 destination picks in part 2.
Balkan Girls & The Balkan Drift
There are a few things you will notice about the region…
- The hottest chicks are in Greece and Bulgaria.
- The easiest places to get laid are the ones off the beaten track; the ones that come to mind are Macedonia and Bosnia & Herzegovina.
- If you like blondes, go to Serbia.
- The further south you go, the darker the skin. Greek chicks have beautiful olive complexions, Serbians are lighter.
- Generally, the further West you go, the taller and more curvy the women. The further east you go the smaller the waist line. There is a big difference between a Croat and a Bulgarian. Personally, I prefer the slimmer Balkan babes.
From my observations, I have produced what I call the Balkan drift, a graphical representation showing trends in sexyiness on the peninsula.
The Balkan Drift
The theory is the further south-west you go, the hotter the girls get. Epicentres of hotness occur in hot spots like Athens and Sofia, also in holiday destinations like Budva, Montenegro and the Black sea in Bulgaria.
Part 2: I reveal My TOP 5 DESTINATIONS IN THE BALKANS
Naughty Nomad 