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Standards vs Alcohol Consumption

Posted in Sexonomics with tags , , , , , , , , , on May 25, 2010 by Mackeral Mark

After my weekend in Glasgow, I release that when it comes to hooking up – everything is relative.

As you can see, this graph exhibits high convexity. This shows good intentions, but as the night progresses and closing time draws closer, standards decline rapidly. This effect is commonly known as “Beer Goggles”.

Possible side-effects include: Shame, hangovers & diarrhoea.